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Aintitcoolnews posted pics of five new G.I Joe posters, and I have to say, Ia’m totally underwhelmed. Would a G.I. Joe movie be cool? Of course. But what if that G.I. Joe movie was rated PG-13 and all the characters were dressed in black instead of their original, unique costumes that help add to their personalities? I think we ’ll know the answer to that once this heaping, steaming, fly-surrounded mound of feces stinks up our movie theaters. Until then, enjoy these new posters that for some reason cut out the characters

I have no idea why anyone would have any interest at all in checking out the new movie posters for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. But here they are all the same. I dona’t see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in any of them, although he may be one of the dudes with a mask on, which is kind of a waste of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Mostly, though, they look like leather-pants variations of Storm Troopers. If this is the best you can come up with for the movie posters, there

Synopsis: Stephen Sommers will direct (herea’s hoping he reigns in the CG), from a script by Stuart Beattie. The story is set at Brussels-based GIJOE, an acronym for the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, and revolves around an international co-ed force of operatives who use high-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil org headed by a Scottish arms dealer. {–Real Movie News 11/20/07

There's nothing—nothing—that is G.I. Joe in this picture. Since Tatum is neither blond nor 30-something, he looks zero percent like the Duke character from the toys and cartoon. Perhaps making him younger would be fine, but in that totally generic black body armor, he's also dressed nothing like his original character. And maybe even that would be fine if there were AN AMERICAN FLAG OR SOMETHING THAT EVEN VAGUELY SUGGESTED THIS ASSHOLE IS A REAL AMERICAN HERO SOMEWHERE. If you take away the logo, there is absolutely nothing that would indicate this is a G.I. Joe flick—it's just some generic action movie. And that, my friends, is what we're going to get.