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Ever since Diablo Labs constructed its first Plush and Cuddly Stuffed 58th Action Figure, we have been striving to come up with new and improved Action Figures for your, our loyal customer, consumption. Since we are a bit literal minded here, we decided for a side line of Flavored 58th Action Figures, however the Vansen and McQueen Dolls tended to melt in the hands and the mouth, so we discontinued them. Until we got the colorful candy shell right, that is. Another frequent request that we here at Diablo Labs get is for the Anatomically Correct Plush and Cuddly Stuffed 58th Action Figures. We failed to be surprised at the perversity of some of our clients after we fielded the first test models of the Vansen-Damphousse Jello Combat Arena, so we decided, What the heck? Why not do something for the betterment of our customers private lives, instead of just thinking about our wallets. Strangely enough, Vansen and McQueen Dolls tend to sell the fastest here too. Go Figure.

Meng has the ability to get your other Plush and Cuddly Action Figures whatever they need/want, whenever they want/need it right now. Say you are craving some Chicago style pizza. Or you need some strawberries, because your Saratoga Cell phone is not working, and that fat ensign won't give up his space in line for the phone for anything less. Meng can square you away, no doubt about it. Rub his head, and hear him say, "Soft, Fluffy Paper ". Grease his palm, and watch him scurry. Diablo Labs is not liable for any consequences resulting from the actions of your Meng Doll.

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Whew! I just spent the last 24 hours signing, bubblewrapping and boxing about 300 Diablo action figures. Mailman X came and picked them up in two huge carts (not entirely dissimilar from the minecart Indy rode in to escape from the Thuggee cultists). They are now winging their way around the world to all you good boys and girls.