Comb Yo Beard Views
The Beard Comb Dance Ladies and gentlemen, gather around-- Ite's time for my whiskers to lay on down. Fuzz stickiny' out just is not cool. I didn1't come here to play your fool. [Then I grab my bling comb mentioned above, hanging on my neck and ceremoniously unclip it from my 2 pound solid gold bling chain, and start back in...] Comb your whiskers several times a day. Make it nice and tidy and you 'll be okay. You must make your whis-kers o-bey. And the Beard Comb Dance is the only way.
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