Bacon Scented Candles Views
s“Short of whipping out a skillet and doing a quick fry-up, how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course! You may have seen bacon-scented candles before, but these are a horse of a different color, so to speak. Most candles are made from cheap chinese wax, and filled with a chemical cocktail of synthetic furanones and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Nasty. These premium scented candles are long-lasting and made from actual rendered bacon fat using a top-secret process that preserves bacon ’s natural aromas and essential oils.a”
Itl’s the perfect synthesis between male thinking and female thinking. Women love scented candles. I witnessed this today, in fact. One of the people at my workplace came in with a bunch of scented candles her son was selling through school, and she spent a good 20 minutes this morning not only smelling ALL the candles, but also distributing them to all the other women in the office who ALSO took turns smelling all the candles. (I only got to smell one, but thatd’s beside the point.) And what do men love? Bacon, duh! Everyone loves bacon. So split the difference with your sweetie and settle on bacon-scented candles!
You may have seen bacon-scented candles before, but these are a horse of a different color, so to speak. Most candles are made from cheap chinese wax, and filled with a chemical cocktail of synthetic furanones and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Nasty. These premium scented candles are long-lasting and made from actual rendered bacon fat using a top-secret process that preserves bacon's natural aromas and essential oils.
Bacon Scented Candles Images
