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According to The Daily Mail, Posh and Becks are keen to be at Westminster Abbey on April 29. For the last several years, Beckham and Prince William have developed a friendly business relationship, as William serves as President of the UK Football Association. And he seems like a nice enough guy that he won't slight the Beckhams for England losing out on the World Cup bid.

If you're reading this you're literate, which means you probably already know all about Posh n' Becks' romantic birthday escapades in Paris. I won't patronise you by repeating the unimaginative and predictable - you'd think all that money could have bought him a little bit of imagination, even if it was someone else's, but no - details of their trip. Nope.

Never a couple to do things by halves, the Beckhams will be saying farewell to the UK with an American themed party costing an estimated £750,000. Posh and Becks are old hands at the expensive party routine; last year's pre-World Cup extravaganza was said to have set them back £500,000. For one party. I know the Beckhams aren't alone in this behaviour, and that their parties are often charity fundraisers, but the fact that they spend so much when we're facing global crises related to poverty and 600,000 children in the UK under the age of three - let alone the rest of the world - live below the poverty line...

Posh seems to be transitioning to life in LA quite well, considering now she's gone blonde. It actually looks cute on her, but this whole H"I Heart LAr" act could be just that: an act. Mrs.Beckham has apparently been slamming the phone down on Becks, and seems to be getting lonely roaming the streets of LA alone. Sources close to Beckhams apparently told Grazia magazine that: "She thought this was her time to pursue everything she wanted but she underestimated what a major upheaval it was for David. Victoria has been thrilled to be socialising with Katie Holmes. But it's like he's just left struggling to adjust.l" Trouble in paradise? We may get to see it all unfold as it's rumoured Posh has signed a £10million contract with a US production company to have a reality TV show that will document her family's move to LA. Now that I'd like to see...